Conversations- The Best of the Best

Because of the pics and transcriptions this is a long post.

I take a lot of pics, and I'd say more than half are screenies of conversations. Here are some of my favorite:

Me getting the jail randomMe: Omg i got arrested for spreading compost on my poison ivy patch

SNW: Haha Criminal!
Me: Lol it's a crime... should be super compost lol Free 860 craft xp Woot!

This one is in 2 pictures. I was making Barker Toads hence asking for "free" toads jokingly.

Me: Does anyone have a huge stockpile of toads?
Kitty: Lol pie... that would have to make my quote list!!
Kitty: I'm picturing like an oil drum of toads... All croaking together...
Me: Lol my cat is sniffing my burrito box
Kitty (pm): Ok, you made the boys giggle with "burrito box"
(the burrito box refers to my leftover burrito from dinner which was in a little cardboard tray.)

Kitty had previously asked if bugs were bigger millions of years ago which led to this:

Kitty: Well i just noticed some big daddy long legs. I wonder if there were some super-daddy long legs in the past.

I found this amusing god book parody one day in Edgeville

Guy 1: I unify thee in the name of Guthix.
Guy 2: May Guthix bring me a 12 pack and a pizza.

For some reason I think my friend's black goatee peeking from a ghostly hood is adorable. I once replied "I saw your cute little bearded face peeking from that ghostly hood..." He was using bronze knves in Soulwars. I love to remind him of this.

Me: Quest brother peeky face knife man with a hood!!!!!!!!!

This one is two parts... No explanation needed, just... LOL!!

Merx: There is no "i" in team but there is "i" in "meat pie"
Vik (much later): Meat Is Taem Spelled Backwards

We have a running pez joke in our chat, and Manly died somewhere and needed his grave blessed.

Manly: U wanted vik to pezz on my grave.
Kitty: I'm actually lol'in
Me: Lol
Kiwi: Me too i'm cryin
Me: You took a pez on his grave???!?!?!
Kiwi: It's ok hector it was done by a pezbian
Vik: Yeah... I Had A Candy On Hector
Me: Lol vik!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes people are desperate... I saw this gem at pest control.

Man 1: Buying rope it's important. Buying rope please hurry it's important.
Man 2: 15k
Man 1: ... Not that important

I love doing this!

Ed recounts how Summer's End went...

SNW: I did get owned 20 or more times. And the grave part was so confusing to me.
Chiq: I just ran around blessing till it died lol
SNW: I tried that but it kept telling me it took some of my power. So I was getting drained and smacked with his magic spittle.

Another gem brought to you by Ed

Merx: I have 4mill... What should i do with it?
SNW: Drop it and admire the huge pile for 5 minutes.
Merx: Lol what do I do when it disappears?
Manly: Cry
SNW: Remember what a big pile it was. And probably hunt me down.
Merx: Genius sir

Two of us said the same phrase!

Cat: Ok questers- what's the funnest quest ever
Me: Tail of Two Cats- hands down
Skillz- My arms big adventure hands down
Me: Lol wow we said the same phrase

My definition for almost all Slayer monsters. Genius.

Me: Lol gargs are like magic Kinder-Eggs. You break them open and there's goodies inside!

Kitty was using her new thieving level to pick Heroes. Then this gem was unearthed.

Kitty: Lol hero had some wine in his pocket
Cat: That's my kind of hero
Kitty: Now I know what fuels his courage

Ed is quite graphic with his animations at times... LOL!!

SNW: Apparently evil tree near edge. Roots just gave me a prostate exam.

Vik found what became an Elder Evil Tree and coined this phrase.

Vik: Lol... I Cant Cut It... I Just Nurtured It To Evil Status. Stumbled Upon It On Way To Iron Drags.
Kitty: I love the phrase "nurtured to evil status." Sounds like childrearing.

Ed knows when to be sarcastic :)

Me: OMG guys do you know what time it is???
SNW: 5:20
Me: Agility time!!!!!!!!!!! :-[)
SNW: I broke my clock last time it said that

I love to pretend I get a visage or other rare items to freak people out.

Me: Draconic vambraces!!!!!!!!!
Bigbigsniper: Really?!?!? Lier
Me: Yup and i alched them lol. Red dhide vambs.
Bigbigsniper: Draconic vambraces <.< style="text-align: center;">Ed says funny things!
SNW: I have so much crap didly ap

Merx was asking us what age he should allow his kitten to go outside. We asked him what was in the forest around his house.

Merx: I have bobcats, pitbulls, rotweillers, bears, crackheads, and eagles.

I say funny stuff a lot...

Me: Oi goodness this task is ka-boring (moments later) Woot woot another snap!! I think RS is compensating me for my crafting expenditures.

I asked what the chat thought of the word "Cantus Firmus" It's a musical term for the original chant melody when adding harmony. Counterpoint stuff.

Soady: ...or a wizards spell. Or turn a zombie into a muffin.

Someone came back into the clan chat after a long break, sponsoring this gem.

J'ninja: Been kickin but and takin names?
SNW: You can say butt now.

I said something really funny once...

Me: Lol when i bend over my butt shows through my cape.
SNW: Oo magical cape
Skillz: ... Wow. That had to have been the best phrased sentence I've heard... in my life.

Vik has incredible luck at Spirit Mages. Nuff said.

Vik: I'm The Bootie Specialists... Lol

Ed's new favorite words are "smurf" and "nerf."

Merx: Everyine in the Vikingfan64 chat say wazzup!!
Manly: Wazzup!
SNW: Str8 up representin heroes guild
Merx: We warrior guild ganna beat u heroes guild down to champions!! Lol
SNW: Back the smurf up before u get nerfed the smurf up
Merx: I'm sorry....

99 on my mind...

Me: I'm gonna get 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 farming. Gonna shoot for decembz0r.
SNW: That's a lot of 99s.
Me: Yup lol I got 99 happy

and last but not least... an innocent noob thing...

Guy 1: Srs> I'm 92 and I've only done 7,195,628
Guy: I thought is 1mil to 99 cooking...


Thanks guys! Until next time...